Another day, another mechanical middle finger! On this Fifth Hour, Ben revisits the Greybeard Fonzie Fix before unloading on a Maller Mobile headlight fiasco that triggered automotive PTSD. From mechanical stupidity to historical nonsense, Marco Polo gets busted for pasta fraud, while a Founding Father brings spaghetti to America. Along the way, there's a mulligan to take, something gaudy to wear, and civilization to question. Another glorious Labor of Love from the Nocturnal Colonel, broadcasting from a secret remote location "in the air everywhere" for the men, women, and children of the Maller Militia!

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Big Ben talks about the Falcons getting exposed by Tyler Huntley and the Ravens on SNF, the Rams losing in OT to the Bills on MNF thanks to more horrible Special Teams play, Maller's Mountain of Money: Paul Simon Edition, and much more!

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Brian Noe is in for Big Ben and talks about the Dodgers getting swept out of the playoffs in the NLCS as the Brewers move on to the World Series, the Broncos defeating the Seahawks in OT on TNF in spite of poor play from QB Bo Nix, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more!

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Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about Ryan Fitzpatrick cooking Bo Nix after the Broncos win over the Seahawks on TNF, why the Broncos can't pay Bo Nix big money after his rookie deal, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and much more!

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Momentum is a scam! Sports' favorite imaginary friend. The Bigfoot of athletics. Everybody swears they've seen it. Nobody can produce a body. Enough already! Benny unleashes The Anti-Momentum Manifesto in a therapeutic Fifth Hour rant before tackling more of life's absurdities.From "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" to who really said "Let Them Eat Cake"? And why was Benjamin Franklin trying to make nasty farts smell like perfume? Apparently inventing bifocals wasn't enough. Another perfectly unreasonable edition of the Fifth Hour!

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Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about why the Dodgers elimination doesn't prove anything about payrolls in MLB, why he hates the 24-team college football playoff format, Rams OL Alaric Jackson getting his suspension reduced, and more!

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Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about the Dodgers getting swept out of the NLCS by the Brewers and why the focus shouldn't just be on how much the Dodgers choked, the Broncos getting on OT win over the Seahawks on TNF, and more!

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Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and breaks down the Broncos overtime win against the Seahawks, the state of OT in the NFL and the strategy behind the coin toss, why the outlook for the Seahawks doesn't look good, and more!

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Ben Maller talks about the Dodgers losing at home and falling 0-3 to the Brewers in the NLCS, what percentage of the blame goes on Blake Snell, how much of the offensive problems belong to Shohei Ohtani, advice to Brewers manager Pat Murphy, and much more!

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