What should Nick $aban's final football job be?

1. Alabama. Why would he leave? The CEO of Google is not looking to take over at Yahoo!, you know hat I'm sayin'?

2. Notre Dame. Forget "Touchdown Jesus"! Bring on "Touchdown $aban"!

3. Miami Dolphins. It is always best to make things right before meeting your maker. If he starts now he might be able to make it up to Dolphins fans for his path of smug, pompous destruction.

4. FAU. Let's see how he does without a war chest and an army of boosters who care about nothing but winning football games. Plus, he can stick it to Lane Kiffin one last time.