If Ryan Tannehill's knee injury is serious, which of these options is the best for the Dolphins' quarterback situation?
1. Matt Moore. The devil you know is better than the devil you don't.
2. Jay Cutler. This seems like as good a time as any to admonish you to vaccinate your damn kids. Vaccines are the greatest technological advancement of modern times and do not cause autism. Seriously, stop getting your medical advice from celebrities and vaccinate your damn kids!
3. Colin Kaepernick. Because the guy who wore the Castro shirt to the anti-oppression press conference will go over like gangbusters in Miami. ¡Vayase al infierno!
4. Tim Tebow! Port Saint Lucie is not that far from Miami, plus we know he will be signed to one more NFL regular season roster because he predicted he would be denied three times.