Now that the Cavs have been sent home by the Warriors, what is the next move for LeBron James?

1. Hold a GM Fire sale. The only cap space the Cavs will get this offseason will come from LeBron's receding hairline. 

2. Hire a realtor. If the rumors are true, expect LeBron to follow in his mom's footsteps and ride West this offseason.

3. Retire to play baseball. I hear the Toledo Mud Hens need a first baseman. 

4. Have his agent call the Warriors. If you hated "The Decision" just wait for "The Collusion".