Day One of March Madness is in the books. What is your reaction to the first day of games?

1. Snore pie with yawn sauce! No real upsets, no buzzer-beaters, no trust-fund kids tripping guys who outplay them…all in all an unremarkable beginning.

2. I want to hug Vanderbilt's Matthew Fisher-Davis. If you have anything negative to say about that kid you can cram it with walnuts.

3. My vasectomy hurts. Whoever came up with the idea of selling men on getting their boys snipped the Wednesday before the tournament is a genius.

4. I did not watch it. I am a communist.