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Play-by-play Paul: "This is Caesar's Sportsbook Tiger Stadium...Caesar's Sportsbook, where it's always game on- and today the LSU Tigers, presented Caesar's Sportsbook, take on the Florida Gators, presented by Fan Duel-where you can sign up now and get a free $25 new member bonus. This should be a great matchup between these two powers and our pregame show is brought to you Crypto Bunny- Crypto Bunny, where the fun is in the bun. Let me bring in my broadcast partner Big Bud. Big Bud's thoughts on today's game is brought to you by Nifty- your home for the best in college football NFTs where you don't even need to know what an NFT is just sell it for a 1000% gain. Bud, what do you got?"
Big Bud- "Well Paul, my FoxBet app says this should be a high scoring game between these two teams. At FoxBet, you get the latest odds, insight and a free first pick for just signing up."
Play-by-play Paul- "Great stuff Bud, now let's check in on the sideline with Sideline Suzy who is with LSU starting quarterback Cash Cheque. Suzy!"
Sideline Suzy: "That's right Paul, I'm with Cash Cheque who made headlines this week by legally changing his name from Timmy Johnson. Cash, can you share what went into the name change?"
Cash Cheque: "First, I want to thank my new sponsor ChequeMate- where you can get an advance on your paycheck within minutes when you download our app- fees and 85% interest applies. Sign up now and get a free bonus. As for the name, it's all part of branding and speaking of branding if you go to CashCheque.com you can get my latest merchandise that includes that fall hoodie you all are looking for and my ear buds. And if you buy something today, you get a free bonus."
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Big Bud: "You know Paul, I expect great defense in this game, look for a lot of blitzing and speaking of blitzing, my outfit today is brought to by BetBlitz- where even if you lose, you win."
Play-by-play Paul: "What do you mean?"
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Play-by-play Paul: "Well the captains are headed to the middle of the field and time for the coin toss, but it's no ordinary coin. Here's our referee for today's game Frankie Flag."
Frankie Flag: "Captains, welcome. Today's coin toss is brought to you by SankeyExchange- when you want to convert cash into crypto fast, use SankeyExchange- where if you sign up today, you get a free bonus. Florida, you are the visiting team. What is your call?"
Florida Captain: "Our FanDuel coin toss decision is heads."
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Florida Captain: "We want the ball and that's also brought to you by FanDuel."
Play-by-play Paul: "So LSU will kick it off and back deep for the Gators is Shoes McBride. Shoes just signed a new NIL deal with Laces Out, if you go to their website now you will be at LacesOut.com."
Big Bud: "Do you get a bonus if you sign up?"
Play-by-play Paul: "It doesn't say."
Big Bud: "What's the point of that then?"
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Final thought: Florida plays LSU at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. Tiger Stadium opened in 1924 and LSU hosted Tulane in the season finale.