Holy cow. I can't believe I'm typing these out.
*deep sigh*
Ok. These are Mike Bianchi's favorite halftime shows in Super Bowl history. I would say this is an OK Boomer take but this is some Shot Doctor levels of old that we are talking about on this list.
Strap in.
5. FAMU Marching Band Super Bowl III
I mean it's cool, but Lady Gaga jumped off a roof last year.
4. Up With People Super Bowl X
Really? This was a halftime show?
3. Tribute to Duke Ellington Super Bowl IX
I literally, and I mean LITERALLY, couldn't find the whole halftime show on YouTube. Where even is Grambling State?
2. Salute to the Big Band Era Super Bowl XIV
WHY IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND GRAMBLING STATE BACK ON THIS LIST?!?!
1. The Three Stooges Super Bowl I
I don't believe this is real. Nope, nope, nope. You're telling me Bianchi wants this over Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson 2.0?!
I wish I could show you this but clearly this footage has been burned and is not on YouTube. I couldn't find photos of this that I could legally use. So have fun searching for that.
We talked about this even more on Open Mike.